Wanna see a train wreck? Well, I have the next best thing! I read an article on bad dating tips, and they’re so bad, they read like satire. Though I did get a really important dating tip that I’d totally use if I weren’t married. In fact, I might just get divorced so I can try it. What is it? I know, you’re dying to know. Ready… be a geisha. Yes, learn from the geishas.
You know, I don’t think geisha-ing is a good fit for me. If I’m going to be a quiet entertainer with odd face paint, I’m thinking a mime would be better. And everyone wants to date a mime. Right?
There are other wonderful pieces of advice in this article, and it’s so bad, you have to read it. I feel like there’s a story in this article somewhere; I’m just not sure where it is yet. Enjoy!