“Snips and snails and puppy dog tails… that’s what little boys are made from. Sugar and spice and everything nice… that’s what little girls are made of.”
If there were a recipe for me, this is probably what would be in it.
2 cups helpfulness
2 cups introversion
Mix well with
Dean Koontz books
Lots of obscure information
Nervous know-it-all chatter
A pinch of irritation
A heaping tablespoon of sarcasm
Mix well and let sit. If you poke at it, it will probably ignore you or sigh and slam the book shut.
This idea for this post came from the Weekly Writing Challenge at The Daily Post.